74:  High Talk of Spain

A close-up of the nose and squinting eyes of Gib's niece - a blacl, white, and orange cat.Another sorry harvest, and poor folks are starving.  We cats keep well hid lest we be ate.

I did not see Nero this winter past, but my niece showed her saucie face again.

She told me that Nero’s old master has been ill.  Linkin’s mistress wearied all by taking him healthful broths, and forbidding him strong liquors and tobacco.

A drawing of a 16th century man smoking a pipe.Nero did his best to help.  He supped the broths to spare his master from drinking owt that lacked savour.  And their friends came dropping by with bottles under their coats and tobacco in their pockets.

One night when my niece was creeping around Nero’s house (is there anywhere she don’t go?) she heared Nero’s master say to Linkin’s mistress, “I fear I’m breaking up fast.  Should I die, take care of my old Blackie.”

My niece arrkst Nero who was Blackie.

“Damned if I know,” sayt Nero.  “But never would I lodge with a prating puritan.”

I told my niece that Nero’s old master calls him Blackie.  He calls hisself Nero, because he claims he was born in Fence [Venice].  Other cats say he first oped his eyes in Portsmouth and has never sailed further than France.  I believe the truth may lie between.

“And now,” sayt I to my niece, “what of your kitlings?”

“There was but two.  One black, one black and white, very handsome.  I birthed them at Nero’s house, and they was took by sailors.  Now I wish to continue my education.”

I arrkst myself, How long can this wish last with spring to come and more kits to follow?

I fear my niece may only be a winter skoller. 

When next we met at our Field, Nero brought hot newes.

He sayt there is to be a great expedition against the Spanish, whose insolencie has no bounds. “All know they have been readying another great fleet to come against us, and fighting with the French too.  Now they’ve attacked Calley [Calais].”

“True,” sayt Linkin.  “Many in London heared their shot against Calley’s walls.”

The siege of Calais, by an unknown artist. Held in the Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam.
The siege of Calais, by an unknown artist. Held in the Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam.

“And would Her Majestie permit the Earl of Essicks to embark his soldiers and sail to Calley’s aid?” arrkst Nero.

All screeched, “She would not!”

“The Spanish took the place,” sayt Nero.  “Today they’re in Calley, tomorrow where?”

“Here!” came a call.

Head and shoulders picture of Sir Walter Ralegh, wearing a large pearl earring.
Sir Water Rawly, better known as Sir Walter Ralegh (c1554-1618)

“The Lord Admiral – a most excellent man, with the Earl of Essicks and Sir Water Rawly, is making readie to have at them,” sayt Nero.  “But that’s a secret.”

Linkin sayt, “Not very secret.  So many ships and men are sought.  And the Lord Admiral don’t like Essicks, and Essicks don’t like Sir Water.  They’ll have at each other before they have at Spain.”

“The Lord Admiral will hold all together,” sayt Nero.  “But where will they strike at the Spanish?  That’s secret.”

“I know where,” sayt Linkin.

“And I,” sayt Nero.

But neither would tell us.  Then Nero sayt, “I would think shame to abandon my old captain – no true sea cat ever could.  But should he go from this world, I’ll join their expedition.”

“How will you do that?” arrkst my niece.

“Certes, our Earl will not stay behind,” sayt Nero.  “This is his chance to prove his valour.  I shall sail with him.”

It was ever Nero’s custom to talk very high.

Toutparmoi - Note from the EditorKing Philip of Spain (1527-1598) was rebuilding his navy, and by 1595 there were English fears of a second Armada.  Opinions were divided over how best to deal with this.  The Earl of Essex favoured a direct attack on Spain.

An alternative option was to cut off Philip’s supply of funds by attacking Spanish treasure ships as they left the coast of Panama.  The ever-cautious Queen Elizabeth eventually approved a small expedition of 27 ships to be led by Sir Francis Drake and Sir John Hawkins.  A disaster:  Drake and Hawkins quarrelled; first Hawkins and then Drake died; around half the ships were lost.

In spring 1596, before the survivors had struggled back to England, the Spanish took Calais.  A counter-attack on Spain became a matter of urgency.

The Lord Admiral that Nero so admires is Charles Howard, who commanded the English fleet that saw off the Armada of 1588.  Afterwards Lord Howard went to considerable lengths to help his sick and wounded sailors, risking Queen Elizabeth’s displeasure after she’d made it clear that she had no interest in their welfare.

Sir Walter Ralegh (or Raleigh) and the Earl of Essex were long-term rivals.  Ralegh was remarkably talented: a poet and author, explorer, navigator, soldier, and courtier.  He was also a favourite of Elizabeth’s, but his secret marriage to one of her gentlewomen, Bess Throckmorton, saw him and Bess imprisoned in the Tower in 1592.  Bess was banished from the Court; Sir Walter spent some time living in the country or travelling, and then began working his way back into the Queen’s favour.