132:  My Verses Fly Forth

All that was needful to let loose my libel were patience and cunning, which we cats have in plenty.

The master had a little room that he called his study.  He sat there of an evening, noting what he read in his law books.

A lit candle, candle-snuffer, glass of wine and books on a table.
– By Pieter Claesz.
Sailko Photo via Wikimedia Commons CC-BY-3.0

 When he went to his supper, I leapt onto his table and made use of his writing things.

I writ very fair, with no blotted lines.

Sir Spyder Goes A-Wooing.

The King of Spain’s daughter drinks nothing but water,
The Irishry swill down her wine.
Then came Sir Spyder who offered her cyder,
And sang, Dearest lady, be mine.

With weaving and spinning I’ll ever be winning;
No Scotch fly will trouble our bed.
My dad killed his mother, and I’m such another
I’ll give you a brave Robin’s head.

Over the next days I made four copies, and thrust all beneath a cupboard.  Then I waited for an open window (rare in winter) and a breeze that blew to the town.

That was not long.  A friend of the master dropped by, and they hid in his study to take tobacco.  Then the master oped the window to be rid of the stinks, and they went to his chamber to ’scape the chill air.

What joy it was to see my verses take flight like white doves!

I’d reared no kits in the citie as yet, but when I sent these darlings forth I thought, “What other babes need I?”

The first caught a good wind, and floated towards Paws [St Paul’s] where all go to gather newes.  The next three wafted eastward, and I was content.

The last did no more than catch upon a chimney, then come down in our yard.  I stepped out the window and ran across the roof to see where it lay.

 The maidservant who’d oped the door to let out the master’s friend had picked it up.

I leapt from roof to wall to earth, and ran after her into the hall.  She gave it to our mistress, asking what it were.

The mistress did but glance at it and say, “Some silly boy has dropped a letter to his love.  That’s not you, I hope.”

“No, mistress,” sayt the maid.  “My lad can’t write and knows I can’t read.”

The mistress walked to the hearth and made to cast my libel in the fire, but I saw her slip it into her sleeve.  When she went to find the master, I went too.  I was afeared he would know his own paper and ink.

What they sayt of my verses mazed me.

 They guessed all I’d meant and more.  Viz.

Sir Spyder who wooed the King of Spain’s daughter was Sir Rabbit.  The Scotch fly was the King of Scotland.  Robin was the Earl of Essex.  (All true.)

A thin-faced, bearded man in dark clothes, with papers and an official red, embroidered, dispatch bag beside him.
Mr Secretary – Sir Rabbit – Sir Spyder.  Better known as Sir Robert Cecil. Via Wikimedia Commons.

Then they sayt the wine the Irishry swill was the papistry that comes of friendship with Spain.

(I meant onlie that the Irishes call wine the King of Spain’s daughter.)

And cyder (my rhyme with Spyder) was a good English drink that signified the throne of England.

(Newes to me.)

I knew that Queen Puss swore she did but sign the paper that sayt Scotland’s queen must lose her head.  It was Lord Purrlie [Lord Burghley], Sir Rabbit’s father, who seized upon it.

But the master sayt Sir Rabbit was much afeared he’d lose his place as Mr Secretary and all else he had when that queen’s son became our king.  And that Sir Rabbit hoped all would believe that the unhappy accident that befell Scotland’s queen was the fault of other men, not his father. 

I saw I’d struck a shrewd blow there.  I never knew what a truely clever cat I was until that day.

Then the master and the mistress fell to speaking of who might have written such dangerous words.  The hand, they sayt, was not that of a penman, unless it were disguised.  Which it surely was.

Linkin hissed at me, “Is this fit use of the wit you received from your mother and the learning your uncle gave you?”

And, “Know you not that some say these wicked libels against Mr Secretary merely harden his mind against Essex?  While others say that such filths are not by the friends of Essex, but by his enemies to justify his punishment and their own ends?”

I showed shame, but felt none.  I made four more copies.

Then I bethought me of that villain Snakes-Purr who thieves what others write.  This time I spared him some pain (Ha!) by penning W.S. on each page.

I hid them ’neath the cupboard to await another open window and a fair wind.

Three shhets of paper wafting over rooftops.


Toutparmoi - Note from the EditorSir Robert Cecil was indeed anxious about King James of Scotland.  James himself had long been wary of the Cecils, both father and son, and wasn’t convinced they’d want him on the throne of England.

He saw the Earl of Essex and his circle as his most loyal supporters.

The idea that the Protestant Sir Robert would want a Catholic Spanish princess on the throne sounds bizarre to us, but was rumoured at the time.  The Earl of Essex became convinced of it.  Any such claim would have rested on her Plantagenet ancestry, but there were people who regarded the Tudors as usurpers.

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18 thoughts on “132:  My Verses Fly Forth

  1. Val April 12, 2018 / 3:39 am

    The next time I seen next door’s cat, I’m going to enquire whether she’d like some writing paper. What worries me, though, is whether the household mice are also scribes? Where will it all end…

    Liked by 1 person

    • toutparmoi April 12, 2018 / 9:01 am

      Nowadays I fear cats are more given to blobbing in front of the telly than to penmanship. Such a pity. Just think what insights might come from the cats of Downing Street.

      Liked by 1 person

    • toutparmoi April 12, 2018 / 9:14 am

      Lucky for Tricks (and the human members of her household) that she lives so handy to St Paul’s.

      Liked by 1 person

  2. colonialist April 12, 2018 / 8:07 am

    A poison pen wielded by kitty paws showing claws in a

    catty cause, and the writings grow wings and fly!

    Liked by 2 people

    • toutparmoi April 12, 2018 / 9:22 am

      A paper bird may well fly
      On wintry winds – but stay dry?

      Liked by 1 person

  3. dornahainds April 12, 2018 / 11:00 am

    Such cleverness casts show in their anonymity/anonymous Writings. 😎🥀😎🥀😎🥀😎🥀😎🥀

    Liked by 1 person

    • toutparmoi April 12, 2018 / 11:22 am

      Let’s hope Tricks doesn’t get too clever for her own good!

      Like

  4. Rachel McAlpine April 12, 2018 / 1:47 pm

    Pesky Tricksy fuels the popular belief that all poems are either truth or code for truth. But what fun. I’m feeling a vicarious glee – go Tricks!

    Liked by 1 person

    • toutparmoi April 12, 2018 / 2:11 pm

      We may well laugh, but I don’t think her uncle Gib would have been proud of her on this occasion…

      And he, wise cat, only hoped to see his play in print. His more confessional-style sonnets weren’t for public consumption. Just in case anyone read them too literally 🙂

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